A popular Christian comedian shares riotous perspectives on life in the 21st century, exploring topics ranging from parenting and education to culture and faith. Original.
The author shares his humorous take on life, marriage, food, education, popular culture, and Christian faith.
Hes a comedian. Hes a YouTube sensation. And now he becomes an author. Best known for his song parodies and riffs on yoga pants and homeschooling, Tim Hawkins now shares his perspective on life in the 21st century in his long-awaited debut book. Tim's topics are as wide-ranging as his stand-up comedy including marital communications (Marriage needs a challenge flag, like in pro football), worship music (Pick the right key, because Im not Barry White and Im not a Bee Gee), and food (Eating a Krispy Kreme donut is like eating a baby angel). Diary of a Jackwagon reveals a witty and relatable voice reminding readers that for lifes many difficulties, laughter is always the best medicine when there arent any pills left.
Popular Christian comedian Tim Hawkins shares his hilarious perspective on life in the 21st century.
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Chapter 6 Wristband Cheat Sheet |
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Chapter 8 A Homeschool Family |
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Chapter 9 Nook and Cranny |
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Chapter 10 Turquoise Toilet |
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Chapter 12 Hedge of Protection |
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Chapter 13 Good Advice Too Late |
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Chapter 14 Challenge Flag |
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Chapter 20 I Don't Care Anymore |
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Chapter 21 Christian Cuss Words |
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Chapter 23 You Can't Handle the Truth |
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Chapter 24 Tail as Big as a Kite |
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Chapter 25 One Crazy Relative |
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Chapter 27 Eat What You Want |
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Chapter 28 Protective Padding |
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Chapter 31 Smarter than a Fifth Grader |
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Chapter 35 I Can't Believe It's Not Butter |
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Chapter 36 Unicorn Laser Horn |
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Chapter 37 Oklahoma Shakespeare |
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Chapter 38 Masculine Songbirds |
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Chapter 39 What's in a Name? |
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Chapter 41 The Jesus Fish |
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Tim Hawkins has forged a no-bones, no-bull comedy experience that entertains the entire family. Described as one part gifted and two parts twisted, Tim combines hilarious stand-up plus musical mastery to highlight the brokenness of human nature while marveling in its absurdity. He performs live for 200,000 fans at 120+ sold-out shows in 30+ states every year. His Jackwagon Crew continues to grow into a gut-busting revolution of multi-generational proportions with 300 million views on YouTube and a motley half million Facebook fans. Tim and his wife Heather live in Missouri with their four crud muffins.
John Driver is a husband, father, pastor, author, and songwriter. He lives with his wife, Laura, and their young daughter, Sadie.
