Bitesize nuggets of poo trivia too witty to wipe away.
To celebrate the 540-millionth anniversary of the very first butthole thanks sea sponges this is the The Little Book of Poop. And, rather wonderfully, it's utter shit. A real turd. 100 per cent crap. In short, the perfect toilet book.
This compact compendium is anything but constipated, despite being stuffed with perfectly shaped nuggets of poo knowledge squeezed into the easily digetsible form of facts, stats, trivia, quotes and history and much more to boot.
This little book lifts the lid on humankind's greatest obsession to celebrate its many shapes, sizes, smells and backstories all for your reading please next time you're on the throne without your phone. With this book, you'll be straining to hold back the tears... of laughter. That's our shat-isfaction guarantee. Enjoy!
'Just poopin'. You know how I be.'
Michael Scott, The Office U.S., Series 6, Episode 10
More than 175 fun faeces-based facts and stats, trivia and wit, jokes and quotes and much more!
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A celebration of humankind's greatest obsession, unravelled for the first time. Not literally.
Bottoms Up!: Dates are great for poos. It's why this chapter is full of
them. Historical dates that is perfectly strained and squeezed nuggets of
poo knowledge and faecal-based facts seen through the hole, sorry, whole of
world history! Number Two: Pop science and philosophy throws around a lot
of faecal-based facts in this chapter. Everything you ever wanted to know
about the brown town but were too afraid to ask from a scientific and
philosophic poo-spective Game of Thrones: Poo-by-the-numbers in this
statistical sizing up of stools and shit from a plethora of sources. Much
more fun that it sounds Potty Mouth: For centuries, humans have waxed
lyrical and loudly about their obsession with spending time on the loo. This
chapter contains more quotes, quips, wit and wisecracks, puns and jokes, than
you can shake a bog brush at Wipe Out: From poophemisms to loo lingo in
various languages to a buttload of fascinating trivia, musical playlists and
how to Poo-type tricks, tips and techniques, this chapter is a dumping ground
of poo-based wisdom you'll want to share with friends and family Logging
Off: Popular culture's hands are, quite literally, covered in poo. From films
to books to TV shows to celebrities to jokes, and everything in between, this
chapter celebrates poo's domination in the world of entertainment.
The OH list features innovative, quirky books that reflect style, popular culture and current trends.
