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E-grāmata: Old Jews Telling Jokes

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  • Izdošanas datums: 07-Sep-2010
  • Izdevniecība: Random House Inc
  • Valoda: eng
  • ISBN-13: 9780345522450
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Based on the popular website of the same name, a hilarious book features irreverent and sometimes bawdy jokes told by Jewish men and women over 60--including Ed Koch, Daniel Okrent and Harry Macklowe--and the fascinating stories behind both the jokes and the tellers. Original.

Features irreverent and sometimes bawdy jokes told by Jewish men and women over sixty--including Ed Koch, Daniel Okrent and Harry Macklowe--and the stories behind both the jokes and the tellers.

A grasshopper walked into a bar and ordered a drink.
The bartender looked at him and said, “You know we have a drink named after you ”
The grasshopper replied, “You have a drink named Stanley ”
 
Schtick happens. For five thousand years, God’s chosen people have cornered the market on knee-slappers, zingers, and knock-knock jokes. Now Old Jews Telling Jokes mines mothers, fathers, bubbies, and zaydes for comic gelt. What we get are jokes that are funnier than a pie in the punim: Abie and Becky jokes; hilarious rabbi, doctor, and mohel tales; and those bits just for Mom (Q: What’s the difference between a Jewish mother and a Rottweiler? A: Eventually a Rottweiler will let go!). Some are just naughty and some are downright bawdy—but either way you’ll laugh till you plotz. With Borscht Belt gags from Brooklyn to Bel Air to Boca, Old Jews Telling Jokes is like chicken soup for your funny bone. I mean, would it kill you to laugh a little?
 
A Note of Introduction vii
1 The Jewish Mother
3(13)
What? All of the Sudden You Don't Like My Brisket?
2 Who Are the Jews?
16(27)
The Chosen
3 Coming to America
43(13)
Fighting for Elbow Room on the Lower East Side
4 Moving to the Suburbs
56(14)
Success!
5 The Rabbi
70(15)
And You Shouldn't Forget the Mohel
6 Food
85(19)
What's in Our Mouths While We're Talking
7 Husbands and Wives
104(26)
It's a Thin Line...
8 Sex
130(25)
What Is This I Hear About a Revolution?
9 Oral Sex
155(20)
And Other Stuff That Probably Isn't Kosher
10 Illness and Doctors
175(20)
I'm Not Sure Which Are Worse
11 Getting Old
195(21)
Florida, as in Southeast, and Surgery, as in Plastic
12 Death: The Last Laugh
216(23)
What, You Want I Should Cry?
Special Added Bonus
Chapter
235(4)
A Joke About Jokes
Acknowledgments 239