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Quotable A**hole: More than 1,200 Bitter Barbs, Cutting Comments, and Caustic Comebacks for Aspiring and Armchair A**holes Alike [Mīkstie vāki]

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  • Formāts: Paperback / softback, 256 pages, height x width x depth: 214x140x15 mm, weight: 367 g
  • Izdošanas datums: 15-Oct-2011
  • Izdevniecība: Adams Media Corporation
  • ISBN-10: 144052565X
  • ISBN-13: 9781440525650
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  • Formāts: Paperback / softback, 256 pages, height x width x depth: 214x140x15 mm, weight: 367 g
  • Izdošanas datums: 15-Oct-2011
  • Izdevniecība: Adams Media Corporation
  • ISBN-10: 144052565X
  • ISBN-13: 9781440525650
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Whoever said, "sticks and stones may break your bones, but words will never hurt you" never met an a**hole. Here, you'll find more than 1,200 of the most biting quotes, comments, and comebacks ever uttered, including:



"I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence." --George Bernard Shaw "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." --Albert Einstein "If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you." --Muhammed Ali



You won't just find quotes from typical a**holes like Winston Churchill, Joseph Stalin, and Mark Twain, either. You'll also see what happens when practically perfect folks like Walt Disney, Mahatma Ghandi, and Audrey Hepburn lose their cool.

So embrace your dark side and get ready to enjoy every over-confident, over-blown, over-the-top a**hole comment you'll ever need.
Introduction ix
Part 1 Dealing with Dicks
1(46)
Chapter 1 Family
3(14)
Chapter 2 Friends
17(10)
Chapter 3 Roommates
27(12)
Chapter 4 Other Dicks Who Piss You Off
39(8)
Part 2 BYOB
47(40)
Chapter 5 Drinking
49(14)
Chapter 6 Drugs
63(12)
Chapter 7 A Night on the Town
75(12)
Part 3 Corporate Takeover
87(60)
Chapter 8 Getting a Job You'll Inevitably Hate
89(10)
Chapter 9 Working for the Man
99(14)
Chapter 10 Getting Fired
113(10)
Chapter 11 Money
123(12)
Chapter 12 Power
135(12)
Part 4 Kick-Ass Competitions
147(36)
Chapter 13 Sports
149(12)
Chapter 14 War
161(10)
Chapter 15 Politics
171(12)
Part 5 The Opposite Sex
183(44)
Chapter 16 Dating
185(10)
Chapter 17 Getting Laid
195(12)
Chapter 18 Dumping
207(10)
Chapter 19 Marriage
217(10)
Afterword 227(8)
Index 235
Eric Grzymkowski is a humor writer and aspiring a**hole. When not writing, he can be found flipping off unsuspecting motorists, cutting in line at the supermarket, and talking on his cell phone at the movies. He lives in MA, where he spends the majority of his time searching for witty comebacks to use in obscure situations.