Introduction |
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Chapter 1 Matters of Life and Death |
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12 | (3) |
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I'm Having a Heart Attack |
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15 | (2) |
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There's a Deadly Pandemic |
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17 | (3) |
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I'm Attacked by Killer Bees |
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20 | (2) |
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22 | (3) |
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25 | (2) |
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A Volcano Is about to Erupt |
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27 | (2) |
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I'm Outside During a Flash Flood |
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29 | (2) |
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I'm Driving Into a Tornado |
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31 | (2) |
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A Hurricane Is on Its Way |
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33 | (2) |
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I'm Stuck in a Rip Current |
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35 | (2) |
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I'm Trapped in an Avalanche |
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37 | (2) |
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I'm Trapped on a Chairlift |
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39 | (2) |
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41 | (2) |
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43 | (1) |
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44 | (2) |
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46 | (2) |
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I'm Being Robbed at Gunpoint |
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48 | (2) |
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50 | (1) |
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I'm Caught in a Lightning Storm |
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51 | (2) |
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A Car Hits Me While I'm Walking |
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53 | (2) |
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55 | (2) |
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I've Been Bitten by a Snake |
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57 | (2) |
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The Power Goes Out in Winter |
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59 | (2) |
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61 | (2) |
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My Car Breaks Down in Winter |
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63 | (2) |
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65 | (2) |
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67 | (2) |
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69 | (3) |
Chapter 2 Loss of Limb, Serious Injuries, and Not-So-Serious Injuries |
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73 | (1) |
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I Think I've Been Drugged |
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74 | (3) |
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77 | (2) |
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79 | (2) |
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I'm about to Have a Car Accident |
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81 | (1) |
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82 | (2) |
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84 | (2) |
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86 | (2) |
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I've Been Working in Poison Ivy |
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88 | (2) |
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I Get Jalapeno Oil in My Eyes |
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90 | (2) |
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92 | (2) |
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94 | (2) |
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96 | (2) |
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98 | (2) |
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100 | (1) |
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I Think I'm Being Followed |
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101 | (2) |
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I Am Stung by a Jellyfish |
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103 | (2) |
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I Have the World's Worst Hangover |
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105 | (1) |
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I Spill Hot Coffee on Myself |
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106 | (2) |
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I Cut Myself While Cooking |
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108 | (2) |
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110 | (2) |
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112 | (3) |
Chapter 3 Expensive Mishaps You Wish Had Never Happened |
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115 | (45) |
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I'm Drowning in Credit Card Debt |
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116 | (1) |
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I Get Injured Without Health Insurance |
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117 | (3) |
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I Put a Hole Through My Wall |
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120 | (2) |
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My Landlord Raises the Rent |
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122 | (2) |
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There's Mold in My Bathroom |
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124 | (2) |
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126 | (2) |
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I Get Into an Accident During a Test Drive |
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128 | (2) |
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130 | (3) |
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I Struck a Deer with My Car |
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133 | (2) |
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135 | (2) |
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137 | (2) |
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139 | (2) |
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141 | (2) |
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143 | (3) |
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I Drop My Wedding Ring Down the Drain |
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146 | (2) |
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148 | (2) |
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150 | (3) |
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153 | (2) |
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155 | (2) |
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157 | (3) |
Chapter 4 Obnoxious Hassles and General Pains in the A** |
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160 | (48) |
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161 | (2) |
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My Car Is Encased in Snow and Ice |
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163 | (2) |
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165 | (2) |
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My Neighbor Won't Return Something |
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167 | (2) |
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169 | (3) |
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I Move to a New City and Don't Know Anybody |
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172 | (2) |
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174 | (2) |
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176 | (2) |
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I'm Lost in a Foreign Country |
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178 | (2) |
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There's a Mouse in My House |
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180 | (3) |
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My Houseguest Just Won't Leave |
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183 | (2) |
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I'm about to Miss a Flight |
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185 | (2) |
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My Tattoo Artist Screwed Up |
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187 | (2) |
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189 | (2) |
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My Significant Other's Parents Hate Me |
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191 | (2) |
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I'm Trapped in an Elevator |
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193 | (2) |
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My Air Conditioner Fails in the Middle of Summer |
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195 | (2) |
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I Locked My Keys in My Car |
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197 | (1) |
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I Lost My Passport in a Foreign Country |
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198 | (3) |
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201 | (2) |
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I Need to Break Into My House |
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203 | (2) |
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My Home Is Infested with Bed Bugs |
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205 | (3) |
Chapter 5 Embarrassing Events That Make You Want to Crawl Under a Rock |
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208 | (41) |
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209 | (2) |
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My Period Strikes Suddenly |
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211 | (2) |
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My Sex Life Is Dead in the Water |
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213 | (2) |
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I Sexted the Wrong Person |
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215 | (2) |
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I Made a Drunken Fool of Myself |
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217 | (2) |
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219 | (1) |
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I Forgot What's-His-Face's Name |
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220 | (3) |
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I Have a One-Night Stand with My Coworker |
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223 | (2) |
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225 | (2) |
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I Forgot My Wallet on a Date |
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227 | (2) |
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229 | (2) |
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231 | (2) |
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I Run Out of Toilet Paper |
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233 | (2) |
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My Child Is Throwing a Temper Tantrum |
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235 | (2) |
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I Have to Throw Up in Public |
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237 | (2) |
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My Children Catch Me Having Sex |
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239 | (2) |
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I Have Unexpected Guests and My House Is a Mess |
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241 | (2) |
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Something Gets Stuck "Up There" |
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243 | (2) |
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I Clicked a Not-Safe-for-Work Link at the Office |
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245 | (2) |
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I Clogged Someone Else's Toilet |
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247 | (2) |
Index |
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