Your whole life you've done the right thing. Given to charity. Helped old ladies across the street. Rescued stray kittens. But now you're tired of being good all the time. It's time to walk a darker path.
So dropkick your inhibitions and tap into your inner sinner. This is your passport to shoving common civility into the mud and enjoying yourself. Life expectancy these days is 78.4 years. What's wrong with taking 365 days to go on a 24/7 bender?
After all, you've got 77.4 other years to be good.
Recenzijas
"Commit the oldest of sins the newest kind of ways," (William Shakespeare, playwright, poet, sinner)"
Eric Grzymkowski is a humor writer who hopes someday to make enough money to stay in bed until noon every day for the rest of his life. When not writing he can be found flipping off unsuspecting motorists, cutting in line at the supermarket, and talking on his cell phone at the movies. He resides in Somerville, MA where he's as self-indulgent as possible, although this is New England we're talking about.
